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Joke of the Day
"100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out."
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"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."
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"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
"I shouldn't play with Legos? It says ""Ages 7 & Up"". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class."
"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."
"What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit"
"I'm so single my cat has a cat."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"