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Joke of the Day

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!"

"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""

"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."

"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."

"during my morning commute i like to make the ""roll down your window"" gesture to the car next to me then yell ""DID YOU POOP YET TODAY?"""

"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"

"Diet plan: make friends fatter"

"Will you be my horcrux? I promise I'll leave a piece of me inside you."