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Joke of the Day
"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."
Next Joke
"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
"I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?"
"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."
"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"
"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."
"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."
"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"
"Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating."
"It's the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs."