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Joke of the Day
"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."
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"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."
"The dildo I bought didn't come with instructions But I guess it's just plug-n-play"
"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"
"Mermaids: Can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race."
"I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?"