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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"
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"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch"
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"
"*scrolling through Liam Neeson action movies* Sigh, why are all the good ones either GREY or TAKEN"
"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""
"What does all pirate music have in common? It's all played in the high C's."
"When I was little I told my mom, ""when I grow up I want to be a magician."" ... She said to me, ""you can't do both!"""