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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!"
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"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"
"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."
"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison."
"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."
"My mom woke up early every morning to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch at school. She knew the crusts were my favorite part. She hated me so much."
"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"
"Favorite Doubles: 1. Scotch 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Bourbon 4. Entendres 5. Dipping"