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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"
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"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."
"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"
"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"
"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."
"What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language? American."
"[Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi? [Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace"
"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."
"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."