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Joke of the Day

"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."

"My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there."

"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"

"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"

"Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts Alt+F4"

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."

"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"

"What do a d20 and my penis have in common? Girls don't play with either of them."

"Girl Monster 1: ""I hear you've met the perfect guy."" Girl Monster 2: ""Oh yes he's a bad dream come true!"""