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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!"
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"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."
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"Tronald Dump?"
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"My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since."