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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
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"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""
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"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."
"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."
"Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke."
"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
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"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."