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Joke of the Day

"My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter."

"Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker? He won the ""Nobell"" prize."

"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"

"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."

"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"

"Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok."

"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"

"Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool."