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Joke of the Day

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"

"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""

"Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, ""Darn!"" A skydiver goes ""Darn!"" *whack*"

"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."

"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."

"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was choking the chicken."