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Joke of the Day
"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."
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"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."
"""Going bald? Shave your head and grow a goatee! People will think you're tough, not bald!"" - stupid assholes"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
"When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts."
"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"
"When I'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone."
"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."