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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa? Because she'll Let It Go."

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"

"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."

"An Irishman walk out of a bar."

"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"[at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen ""he didn't"" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."

"What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure."