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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"

"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."