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Joke of the Day

"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""

"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."

"Old man at the gym just told.me this one. Women asks me:""do you smoke after intercourse?"" I don't know, I haven't looked"

"Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone."

"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"

"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"

"I think Santa is a pimp all he talks about are Hos."