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Joke of the Day

"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"

"I tucked my kids in last night and said, ""See you in the morning!"" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise."

"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"

"What did one priest say to the other priest? ""Do you know where my son is?"" ""Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."""

"at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations"

"It says here on your resume that you're ""good at traps,"" could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?"

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"