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Joke of the Day

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing."

"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."

"What do you call haunted titties? BOOOOOBIES!"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."