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Joke of the Day

"Great, I clicked on ""Start Your Free Trial"" and now I'm convicted of murder."

"I'm sorry, this is awkward. Those weather maps are interesting but I'm actually looking for a ""meaty urologist."""

"What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh Pooh-nography"

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"

"Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails"

"Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!"

"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"

"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."

"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"