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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country? Simple, you get stoned twice"
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"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized ""pssssh, look what's telling me that"""
"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"I want to create a Facebook event called ""Shut The Hell Up"" and invite everybody."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"
"Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins."