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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"
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"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"
"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."
"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."
"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."
"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""