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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"

"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."

"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"

"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"

"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"

"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."

"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."