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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's Hater gonna both hate and not hate."

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."

"*smashes bag of Oreos *pours on top of salad"

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."

"What's the greatest symbol of inequality? ="

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"I had a funny dream last night Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake but when I woke up I found I was asleep."

"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"

"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"