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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned."

"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"

"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"

"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."

"I'm emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive."

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."