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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"
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"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""
"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."
"My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence."
"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."
"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"