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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop."

"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."

"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."

"Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary."

"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"

"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."