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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!!"
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"Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies"
"I would make a 9/11 joke But that would just be plane wrong."
"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"
"[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* ""DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"" ""Okie dokie."" * Starts to adjust mirrors*"
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""
"I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped... ...and I'm never going back again."
"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"