87147
Joke of the Day
"I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped... ...and I'm never going back again."
Next Joke
"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."
"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""
"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."
"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? gagged"
"It's like the people in this restroom don't even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."