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Joke of the Day
"Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering #BatmanvSuperman"
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"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"
"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."
"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump."
"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"
"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""
"I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire! My mix tape comes pre-installed on them."
"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."