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Joke of the Day

"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""

"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."

"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? JESUS Jesus who? EXACTLY"

"Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"

"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"

"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"

"if you ask an undercover cop what the hills are alive with, he legally has to say ""the sound of music"" or else it's von trappment"

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"