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Joke of the Day

"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love that joke, it never grows old."

"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"

"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."

"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."

"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."

"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"

"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"

"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."