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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan"

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."

"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"

"What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad."

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world. What product of theirs is most commonly exported? Newborn girls."

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."