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Joke of the Day
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
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"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"
"""If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest."" -Ned Flanders"
"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."
"*spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN"
"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."
"Why so Mexicans have red eyes after Sex?! Pepperspray..."
"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"