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Joke of the Day

"Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush..."

"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."

"What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called? Hijab"

"Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding... Maybe call it Wilbur?"

"I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts"

"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."

"My lesbian sister told me that most girls are like spaghetti noodles Straight until you get them wet."

"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."

"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"

"Why is six uncomfortable around seven? Because seven times seven was odd"