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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
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"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."
"My new truck is older than my girlfriend... Its ok though a 12 year old truck still has a lot if life left."
"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."
"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
"AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?"
"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."
"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"
"Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed? Because they always want to be right."