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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put in the wrong socks this morning."
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"Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit? The bag."
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."
"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"After watching superman vs batman trailer, my expectation during exam time. Professor : Tell me...do you read ? Me : No Professor : You will"
"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."
"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"