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"71% of all statistics are ... ...made up"
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"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"""What do we want?"" ""Yesterday!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""NOW!"" ~ Conservatives"
"My New Years resolution is to not make a New Years resolution. I figure I am going to fuck it up anyway... I may as well do it from the start."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"