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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate"

"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."

"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."

"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."

"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"

"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."

"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"

"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."

"How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in."

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."