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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."

"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."

"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."

"Getting paid to sleep... That's my dream job."

"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."

"Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum."

"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"