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Joke of the Day

"What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common? Both will never get a college degree."

"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"

"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."

"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."

"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"

"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."

"So Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics?"

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."