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Joke of the Day
"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"
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"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""
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"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."