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Joke of the Day

"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

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"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"
"My wife don't want to have anal sex Butt fuck her"
"I'm commonly known to my friends as ""that nutty guy"" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk."
"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""
"What's a programmer's least favorite wind instrument? The OBOE."