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Joke of the Day
"What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole"
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"San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't ""kickslide"" my bag around. What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people."
"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"
"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"
"What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon"
"""Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?"" ""A way for Twitter to make money, I guess. Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."""
"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."
"My Welsh mate was found dead yesterday. He died the way he would have wanted to go... He passed away peacefully in his sheep"
"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"
"I was going to make a joke about anal... But fuck it"