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Joke of the Day

"A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing flaming feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns."

"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."

"Whats pink and smells like salmon? trout"

"I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!"

"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"

"""He bat batly down the bat, but the bat turned bat before he got bat."" Mad Libs with Batman is boring."

"What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus."

"People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels"