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Joke of the Day
"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"
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"In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants."
"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""
"Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life"
"Why is a banana the most attractive fruit? Everyone finds it a-peeling."
"Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20? Because they always get in to heated arguments."
"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."
"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."
"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."
"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"