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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
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"Squirrels are like cigarettes. They are completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light them on fire."
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"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."
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"Working on my resume. How do I spin ""total mess"" into a marketable skill?"