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Joke of the Day
"7am: *starts diet* 7pm: *eats the house*"
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"Meek Mill's response"
"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"
"[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*"
"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich"
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."