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Joke of the Day
"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"
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"[to snake at news station] you can't do weather anymore ""ssswhy not?"" are we getting rain tomorrow? ""sssno"" do you see how that's confusing?"
"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."
"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."
"2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby! Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it? 2: I eat it. Well that escalated quickly."
"Waiter waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good sir he's frightened of them too."
"Q: What's yellow and 1454 feet tall? A: The Empire State Banana."
"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."
"I heard a joke about a German sausage today It was the wurst"
"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."