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Joke of the Day

"I was banging a retarded girl last night... She didn't want me to finish in her mouth, so I shot my load on the window and let nature take its course."

"It would be easier on everyone if my kids' teachers would cut out the middle man and email my homework assignments directly to me."

"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"

"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."

"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."