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Joke of the Day

"Boy-Girl Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"Lady: How old's your son? Me: He's 3. Lady: Wow, he has great hand eye coordination. Me: You should see him play Grand Theft Auto, he sucks"

"What do you call gigabytes in Africa? They can't afford computers in Africa."

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"

"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"

"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""

"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."

"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"