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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
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"If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child."
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome."
"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss   I made this up myself!"
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."
"Girls always think i'm ugly until they look into my wallet then they think i'm ugly and poor"
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It's like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad"