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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"

"Grandpa Joe's all, I'm gonna just stay in bed for twenty years. Wait, a CHOCOLATE FACTORY? jkjk I can walk! He's my kinda people."

"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""

"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."

"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"

"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"