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Joke of the Day
"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"
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"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"A narcissist walks into a bar... The rest of the joke doesn't matter."
"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"
"I think a gay guy hit on me in a bar... He was passing behind me and asked ""Do you mind if I push in your stool?"""
"How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens."
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."
"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"
"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"
"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."