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Joke of the Day
"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."
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"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"
"[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! ""What'll it be?"" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan"
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."
"Wolverine and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""No claws, please!"" They both leave."
"I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)"
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."